SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the footpath and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.”
The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!” So the first blonde hand her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!! ”The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde is bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me , I know all of them.” A friend says, “Ok, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”
The blonde replies, “Oh that’s easy: W.”

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
“Is it mine?”

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacks and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcasted the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.”

A blonde woman is walking down the street,
with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking,
“Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right
breast is hanging out.”
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, “Ma’am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She says, “Why, officer?”
“Well, your breast is hanging out.”
She looks down and says, “OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus!”
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This blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. The Doctor says, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks and I’ll see you then , you should have lost about 2 kilos by then.’ The blonde returns in two weeks and the doc is surprised to find she has lost ten kilos. ‘Did you follow my instructions?’ asked the Doctor. The blonde says, “Yes, but I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day.’ The Doc asks, ‘Why, from hunger?’ The blonde replies, ‘No, from all that skipping.’
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Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.

What’s an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

Why don’t blondes make good chemists?
They can’t get the pill bottle into the typewriters.

Why do blondes drive BMW’s
They can spell them.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of it’s own.

Did you hear about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck?